Coming up Rose's

Rose is sweet
Rose is polite
Rose has another bugger every other night
She's your girl, she's your girl now and then
But you'll never stop her being a lover to other men

She ain't complicated
She ain't complex
She ain't off her back since she found sex
She's your girl, she's your girl now and then
But you'll never stop her being a lover to other men

Now everybody's coming up Rose's
She'll accommodate any man in town
Everybody's coming up Rose's
And Rose is always going back down

She goes to church
She goes to mass
She goes like a rabbit with the wind up its ass
She's your girl, she's your girl now and then
But you'll never stop her being a lover to other men

You know what she does
You know what she's like
But you always wanted a mountain bike
She's your girl, she's your girl now and then
But you'll never stop her being a lover to other men

Now everybody's coming up Rose's
She'll accommodate any man in town
Everybody's coming up Rose's
And Rose is always going back down (so low)

Now everybody's coming up Rose's
She'll accommodate any man in town
Everybody's coming up Rose's
And Rose is always going back down

You can give her love
You can show you care
What you can't give she'll get elsewhere
She's your girl, she's your girl now and then
But you'll never stop her - she's a dirty little bugger
You'll never stop her - she does like it up her
You'll never stop her being a lover to other men

© Belinda Carbuncle

Slim Paul says: Just imagine if that G was a G-sharp, all would be well. I'm not allowed to sing on this one - consequently this is perhaps one of our better offerings. Ha! Anyway, thanks to Alvin Lee for the guest appearance, and hello Mum.

Slick Nick says: None of our songs are very good. Some of them are particularly bad. I quite like this one.

Slim Steve says: I'm very sorry.